PostsCommentsPayoutsshutupthatswho (30)in #fuck • 7 years agoMidnight thoughtWhen the candles don't need us, we make our own shadows.shutupthatswho (30)in #poem • 7 years agoCri de CoeurShe had silver hair The color of moon She was so fair The snow would swoon A halo crooked Shape of a doughnut Wings shattered to feathers Just did not hurt Among the…shutupthatswho (30)in #joke • 7 years agoAbout SemiconductorsA semiconductor asks for only half the ticket.shutupthatswho (30)in #funny • 7 years agoMemeta (Yes, that's a word. Screw you, red underline!)Black Mirror: Society is too addicted to technology Me; watching my reflection on the screen, while the next episode loads: Oh, so that's where it gets the name fromshutupthatswho (30)in #life • 7 years agoIf you wear glasses, you'll SURELY relate to this.It's winter and about that time of the year. We put on knee socks, get under three blankets, reach for the hot coffee by the bed and after a sip, your glasses become so opaque…shutupthatswho (30)in #literature • 7 years agoThe Thread of LifeThe sounds are pouring in my window and the panes tremble to let in the burgeoning cacophony of bulky laughter, prickly clanks of dishes spilling out of deft hands, ruffled woofs…shutupthatswho (30)in #introduceyourself • 7 years agoHi, I'm a parody of a period.Hi, I'm five nine. No, actually I am sixty-six. Scratch that, I'm twenty-two. Shoot! I don't know what I am but they usually call me wrong-number. I don't know who I am but…