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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
biggest lie
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." source
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supriya1706 (31)in #follow • 6 years ago
Reason to buy painting
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Money matters
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
My Kids Don’t Know What I Do
I’ve been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a…
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supriya1706 (31)in #steemit • 6 years ago
Sad coffe
Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso. Source
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supriya1706 (31)in #puzzle • 6 years ago
Neck with no head
Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I? A. A bottle!
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
It doesn’t matter
“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” Source
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supriya1706 (31)in #cat • 6 years ago
cat-alogue
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue. Source
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supriya1706 (31)in #riddle • 6 years ago
More in less
Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it? A. "Short" (add +"er")! Source : More is less
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Good about Switzerland
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. Source:
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
I will have seven cats
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Made in china
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China. Source:
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Adam and Eve
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Bowl of Icecream
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Fat cow.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the…
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supriya1706 (31)in #laugh • 6 years ago
Getting a Promotion
The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of…
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supriya1706 (31)in #laugh • 6 years ago
Have a good day
My boss told me to have a good day. so I went home. Source:
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supriya1706 (31)in #laugh • 6 years ago
Joke today
A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes,"…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Jesus is watching you.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping…
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supriya1706 (31)in #joke • 6 years ago
Proof of Owing
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope,"…
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