PostsCommentsPayoutstoartist (43)in #cn • 9 years ago如何在被困电梯30分钟内搞定单恋女神“反正都困在电梯里了,我给你讲个故事吧。”颓废男子看了她一眼,点了只烟,突然又使劲把烟掐灭了,“啊,对不起,突然想起来电梯里是封闭空间,如果点烟的话氧气会消耗很快。” “那又怎样?”她冷冷地说。 “你知道,缺氧的时候,人会拼命呼吸,”他 45 度看了眼天花板,“如果这个时候突然有人放屁的话……” “不要说了!”…toartist (43)in #life • 9 years agoWhat are some stupid things that smart people do?Here are but a few of my favorite stupid things smart people tend to do: Ignoring the importance of design and style - When the iPod originally came out, technical people…toartist (43)in #life • 9 years agoWhat does the frst day of a 5+ year prison sentence feel like?Kenyatta Leal, inmate San Quentin State Prison I remember my frst day because it was my worst day. I was sentenced to life in prison on September 25, 1995, and about a week…