• triggercurtis (25)in #flirt • 7 years ago

  Flirt-Tip #519

  From a scale to "Fuck you" and "Fuck me"... Where am I?

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• triggercurtis (25)in #puntime • 8 years ago

  Phonecall to mom:

  "Mom, don't freak out! But i am in the hospital!" "Josh, shut up. You can't make me freak out anymore... you are a doctor for almost 6 years now..."

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• triggercurtis (25)in #love • 8 years ago

  Motivational Fact:

  A lightning Strike don't want to hurt you. He just wants to give you more energy than you need :) ♥

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• triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 8 years ago

  Question Time

  Why is my nose running, but my feet smell?

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• triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 8 years ago

  Books are tattooed dead Trees.

  #full_emo

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• triggercurtis (25)in #roastchicken • 8 years ago

  Pun-Time:

  Instead of forgetting your Dogs and Children in your car it would be convenient to forget your Chicken in your Car Because you'd get some nice roast chicken after your shopping.

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• triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 8 years ago

  Answer this question:

  A General, a Soldier and a Prisoner are in a Yard. The General commands the Soldier to shoot the Prisoner. Who has the most power? The General (who has the authority) The…

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• triggercurtis (25)in #holi • 8 years ago

  My First Picture!

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