• ugly-ginger-kid (25)in #funny • 7 years ago

  Here is my massage parlor story.

  This was pretty much me but luckily the masseuse was a woman. Aching from the long work week i decided to get a massage. Full disclosure im a cheap ass so i found the…

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• ugly-ginger-kid (25)in #funny • 7 years ago

  When i see somebody from high school that looks like ass now i smile inside.

  Once in a while ill be driving and see somebody that in highschool was attractive and popular but now looks like they caught on fire and were put out with a sack of potatoes it…

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• ugly-ginger-kid (25)in #funny • 7 years ago

  We need music in all bathrooms! People try to poop quietly but it turns out they suck at it

  Im really tired of bathrooms not having music playing. Somebody put this on a ballet, nothing is more awkward then pooping next to your co worker and listing to their butt hole…

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