Rainbow poop sounds like it could be a whole load of fun.
Reason I asked my original question is that - as I'm sure you'll be aware - you're much more likely to fall out of a tree if you spend your time climbing in them (goes without saying, doesn't it?). Now, were you to fall out of your tree, whilst peeing, I would imagine it to be much more dangerous than a conventional fall from a tree. No? And if you were injured and required help (say off a passing Mountie), it'd be considerably less embarrassing if you were dressed appropriately. For the both of you, I'd imagine.
This reminds of a time when I was in Tokyo with this stunningly attractive young woman. We went into Yoyogi park, Harajuku not long after I'd taken her kickboxing as she'd asked me to (neither of us had done it before, but as it was the only way I could get the date...). In the park - and it was late at night, already dark - she proceeded to suggest we get naked and climb a tree. So, on finding a suitable tree, we took off our clothes and up she went with me bringing up the rear, so to speak. Got to the top and just as I was getting over-excited with what was to presumably follow, what should we see, approaching us? There were shadowy figures. The city's homeless were coming over.
So, we got out of the tree super-quick, grabbed our clothes and started dressing as we ran off, laughing to ourselves. (I hope we didn't wake up the homeless with our high-jinks and we certainly weren't laughing at their plight. Hell, it was my first time in that park and it was the shock of my life when we saw them approaching - a little like zombies in the dark, if you can imagine!)
What is it with women and trees, eh?
Either way, good luck with your arboreal way of life. Brachiation looks fun when monkeys are doing it. Just don't think I'm supple enough, these days.
LOL great story thank you for sharing! Yes it's not for all the time however can be a saver!