Thanks for this thoughtful and comprehensive guide, a lot of these will take a while to master, but there's a few that I can jump on straight away.
I'm currently trying to master smashing people with complaints that are in no position to leave or punch me, my favourite is check-out chicks, but really anyone trapped in any teller or clerk situation is gold.
Unnecess abrvs... in or out?
You mean UA? Only if used out of context for maximum anoyance!
Great work there! Also, try nurses, interns and wait staff!