Have anyone ever wondered why woman are always late? I am going to share the secret with all men today. You see we get up before everyone in the household to finish last.
First we must feed the animals and make breakfast. Then we have to clean the kitchen and the bathrooms. Then we out everyone's clothes out and start to kick everyone out of their beds. Then we have to make the beds because if the kids do it you have to redo everything anyway.
By this time everyone is already clothed and ready go leave and you are still in your pajamas and must still have a shower and put make up on. By this time everyone start to complain are you still coming? You know you will be late for your own funeral one day!
Ladies and gents hope you had a great laugh because this is the story of my life!
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