Introducing $LOLZ - The Hive Engagement Token With A Funny Bone

[lolztoken]

Introducing $LOLZ

LOLZ is a brand new Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

Read on to to learn more about the LOLZ Project, tokenomics, and our future plans.

How To Mine LOLZ

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is "mined" when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

The amount of LOLZ holdings required to use the commands are shown below. By holding more than the minimum users are able to "level up" and can give up to ten tips per day.

Level	LOLZ Held	Calls/Day
Quick Wit	16	1
Class Clown	32	2
Jester	64	4
Standup	128	6
Comedian	256	8
Headliner	512	10

Example Use of !LOL Command

Tokenomics

The LOLZ token was created on the Hive blockchain with a maximum supply of 1 Trillion tokens. Each time the command is used, 1 LOLZ is mined and sent to the tipped author.

In addition to mined LOLZ tokens, LOLZ tokens will be issued for use in contests and other incentives. A reward of 5% of mined LOLZ will also be distributed monthly to the development team.

It is our intent to let the market determine the value of LOLZ and will not be buying or selling LOLZ tokens in an attempt to impact the price. Rather we plan to work to add value to the LOLZ token.

Future Plans

The LOLZ Project is just getting started and we are looking for more ways to bring intrinsic value to the LOLZ token.

LOLZ token.One idea we are working on right now includes adding a random chance to have your comment and the authors post up-voted by @lolztoken. We are also exploring options for games, NFTs, and defi. All with the intent to add value to the

Finally A Word of Warning

At our heart, the LOLZ project is about rewarding engagement. But it has come to our attention that a small number of our users have been engaging in quid pro quo sharing (in other words tipping a token with the expectation that the recipient will tip them back) and other practices that have little or nothing to do with engagement.

While we encourage the use of !LOLZ as a thank you to Hive users for running contests or leaving comments on your posts, (just as examples), we will not support abuses of the command. Examples of abuse include:

• Asking for your comment to be upvoted because you tipped the author
• Tipping yourself via an alternative account
• Engaging in schemes to facilitate quid pro quo tipping

We have already restricted the number of times per day two users can share an !LOLZ with each other to just 2 times per day (one tip each way) to prevent abuse.

With this warning we hope everyone will think about how and why they are using LOLZ. If you are using it to reward someone else for their post or comment, you are probably in a good spot. If you are using it to try and gain something for yourself, you are on slippery ground.

We have the ability to block any user from tipping or being tipped who we feel, at our discretion, is abusing the system and we will use it if necessary. Consider yourselves warned.

Now lets get back to having fun, sharing laughs, and sharing LOLZ! Thanks again to everyone who are helping us make LOLZ a special project.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Well, hopefully if you have made it this far you like what you see and just maybe you are thinking, "Hey, how can I help?" I'm glad you asked. Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

• Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
• If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
• Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
• 
  Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolztoken, or use the link below to donate Hive.

Big Thank You to @pizza Team

The @lolztoken bot is powered by a slightly modified version of the open source pizza-bot code. Thank you for sharing your amazing code.

Comments

[umuk]

@meins0815

[investinthefutur]

@meins0815 denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!@meins0815 thinks you have earned a vote of @investinthefutur !

[meins0815]

ohja, danke solche dinge mag ich seeeehr :)))

!invest_vote
!LUV
!BEER
und bald auch
!LOL

LGM

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@umuk, I sent you an on behalf of @meins0815

[luvshares]

^<><

<><

^LUV

^Connect

^Trade

@umuk, you've been given LUV from @meins0815.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. _(1/1)

[guurry123]

Rebloged and tagging @alokkumar121 and @certain

[ijat]

Interesting concept. @darmstrong

[darmst5339]

It is a way to get there tokens out to everyone. Hope you are enjoying your trip. Say Hi to KC.

!LOL

[captaincryptic]

Thanks !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (63/6)@ijat, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[darmst5339]

Keep up spreading laughter !LOL

@cpol - check this out.

[captaincryptic]

!LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)@darmst5339, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[cpol]

Woah! Nice! Thank you @darmst5339! I will check it out!

[seckorama]

This looks promising! 😁😎👍 @ervin-lemark

[captain.alive]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[seckorama]

!LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@captain.alive, I sent you an on behalf of @seckorama

[captain.alive]

Oh crude... you reminded me I need to change the code to allow free mining! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/1)@seckorama, I sent you an on behalf of @captain.alive

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/0)@seckorama, I sent you an on behalf of @captain.alive

[mehmetfix]

This is a really good idea. I would like to share this token with someone, at least for a few days.
@savvyplayer

[savvyplayer]

I am going to try it for you right now! 😁

!LOLZ !PIZZA !BEER !ALIVE !PGM

[mehmetfix]

Thank you so much! I am really gratefull to you! 😀

Posted via D.Buzz

[savvyplayer]

Do you mean "grateful" instead of "gratefull"? 🤔🤓

Since you liked the Hive Engine tokens I shared with you, here's more !LOLZ, !PIZZA, !BEER, !ALIVE, !PGM, !WINE, with !LUV! 😁

🤣🍕🍺🖖🎮🍷❤️

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @mehmetfix

_{remaining commands 1}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[wine.bot]

^{0.100 WINEXCongratulations, @savvyplayer You Successfully Shared With @mehmetfix.
You Earned 0.100 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 1/1 Successful Calls.}

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^{Contact Us : WINEX Token Discord Channel
WINEX Current Market Price : 0.469}

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@mehmetfix, I sent you an on behalf of @savvyplayer

[luvshares]

^<><

<><

^LUV

^Connect

^Trade

@mehmetfix, you've been given LUV from @savvyplayer.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. _(2/10)

[youarealive]

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe
, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @mehmetfix

_{remaining commands 1}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@mehmetfix, I sent you an on behalf of @savvyplayer

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (56/6)@savvyplayer, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[youarealive]

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe
, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

[savvyplayer]

Thanks for the !LOLZ! 😀

Here's some !PIZZA and !ALIVE too! 😁

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@captaincryptic, I sent you an on behalf of @savvyplayer

[captaincryptic]

Perfecto.

[youarealive]

You Are Alive and have been rewarded with 0.1 ALIVE tokens from the We Are Alive Tribe
, and it's paid for by the earnings on @alive.chat, swing by our daily chat any time you want.

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[mehmetfix]

Thank you so much! 😀

Posted via D.Buzz

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (55/6)@mehmetfix, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[melinda010100]

@qwerrie Check out this new token

[captaincryptic]

Here is an !LOLZ to get you started!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (40/4)@melinda010100, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[melinda010100]

Thanks!

[atma.love]

Maybe @savvyplayer might be interested in this

[savvyplayer]

I was already using !LOLZ about a week before you tagged me here. 🙂 Anyway, thanks for tagging me! 😀

Have a (vegan) !PIZZA with !LUV and !PGM! 😁

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @atma.love

_{remaining commands 2}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[luvshares]

_(1/10) gave you LUV | wallet | market | connect | <><
@savvyplayer

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@atma.love, I sent you an on behalf of @savvyplayer

[mawit07]

@logicforce come check out LOL.

[tin.aung.soe]

Hey my Friends, Learn and earn $LOLZ

@myanmarkoko @htwegyi @callmemaungthan @naythan @uthantzin @mamamyanmar

[callmemaungthan]

Thank you 😍 !PIZZA

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (27/6)@callmemaungthan, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[callmemaungthan]

Thank you for LOLZ Token. How do I need to make mentions it. How much I need to buy?

[myanmarkoko]

Arrr How can I get more information bro?
Please shere me 😅. !PIZZA

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (28/6)@myanmarkoko, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[htwegyi]

ဘာလုပ်ရတာတုန်း။
!PIZZA

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (29/6)@htwegyi, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[captaincryptic]

Thanks for tagging folks! !LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (26/6)@tin.aung.soe, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[harpreetjanda]

This is amazing

!LOLZ tagging @rupinder and @harpreetjanda

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ to you my friend!

[captaincryptic]

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (35/4)@harpreetjanda, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[firstborn.pob]

Thanks for coming up with a very good intiative like this.

Am tagging @funshee

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_{Posted via proofofbrain.io}

[funshee]

Thank you @firstborn.pob I wish you lots of !LOLZ today

Let me call out my POB squad to come and have fun.
@doziekash @merit.ahama @popmanj @chincoculbert have you guys seen this?

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@firstborn.pob, I sent you an on behalf of @funshee

[merit.ahama]

Just saw it now and I participated already, thanks for the mention girl I appreciate 😊

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@funshee, I sent you an on behalf of @merit.ahama

[doziekash]

I knew you will be here already. Even before !LOL You Have Been sharing lots of laughter on the platform

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@merit.ahama, I sent you an on behalf of @doziekash

[merit.ahama]

😂 You're always hyping me anywhere you see my small comments, please don't announce it too much because I'll soon get too busy to even ask of you 🥺😒

[doziekash]

You deserve all the hyping you get🙂
Why will you get too busy??

[merit.ahama]

Can't say now but I will soon, I'm not leaving totally though... I'll still try to show up when you tag me 😉

By the way, the Dreemport challenge is still on and I'm going to the end of it 😃

[doziekash]

Wow!! This is awesome. What an easy way to access some pretty funny jokes. @blezyn have you seen this?

[blezyn]

Thanks for tagging me, I'm just seeing this. It will sure be nice to come here and have access to jokes🤭

[chincoculbert]

!LOLZ I think it's going to be a fun Christmas after all.

Thanks for the mention @funshee

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@funshee, I sent you an on behalf of @chincoculbert

[lolztoken]

You are very welcome. I hope you !LOL everyday!

[captaincryptic]

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (34/4)@firstborn.pob, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[dudeontheweb]

Pretty cool! Tagging @wildebunny

[captaincryptic]

Oops... @lolztoken can't use the !LOL command.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (33/4)@dudeontheweb, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[lolztoken]

Thanks! Here is an !LOLZ for you!

[chronocrypto]

Good stuff man!

[captaincryptic]

Glad you like it! I hope you will make lots of use of it! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/4)@chronocrypto, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[forykw]

You are the genius that came up with this!? !LOL

You will need a lot of RC on that bot… 🤣

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@captaincryptic, I sent you an on behalf of @forykw

[captaincryptic]

Self-proclaimed genius, yes. !LOL and yes, RC was my big concern but so for the 1000 HP I put on it has been more than enough.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/4)@forykw, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[antonym]

Nice. Take that to the bank:
!LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@chronocrypto, I sent you an on behalf of @antonym

[yeckingo1]

Look, I am amused by this token, I am going to give it away in my daily raffle. And to add value, everyone who uses them in the comments will receive double chances to win Rising star Cards.
!PIZZA

[captaincryptic]

Thanks! We appreciate the help getting the word out! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/2)@yeckingo1, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[vaipraonde]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@yeckingo1, I sent you an on behalf of @vaipraonde

[chaosmagic23]

Who doesn't like some lolz?
!lolz

[captaincryptic]

Right? But beaware, you need to capitalize the command. So !LOLZ not !lol

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/2)@chaosmagic23, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[tsnaks]

Looks nice :)

Followed

[captaincryptic]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/2)@tsnaks, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[emeka4]

!LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

Hmm... not sure why yours didn't work... but here you go ... !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/2)@emeka4, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[chuckrick]

Reblogged.

[captaincryptic]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/2)@chuckrick, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[vaipraonde]

Super interesting... Rebloged
I'm loving the jokes.

Tagging a friend that also like quick jokes. @portugalzin

!LOLZ

[portugalzin]

hahahah... adorei!

!LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/2)@vaipraonde, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[btcsam]

Haha what a great project. I will support it for sure and I think @mind-ctrl who joined Hive just recently may enjoy it as well 😅

[lolztoken]

Great! Enjoy a joke and have an !LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

Oops. I have to give them from this account. !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/4)@btcsam, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[mcoinz79]

!LOL to be the moon 🌝 @wheelly.dope

[captaincryptic]

Yes, lets have that moonshot! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/4)@mcoinz79, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[zottone444]

And I just wanted to talk about an Airdrop for your token with my ... !LOLZ !PGM

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @zottone444, @lolztoken

_{remaining commands 5}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[zottone444]

@libertycrypto27 vedi un pò se ti può interessare

[libertycrypto27]

I'll try the command now !LOL !BEERthanks for the tag @zottone444

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@zottone444, I sent you an on behalf of @libertycrypto27

[zottone444]

Grande , vediamo se riesco a stringere una collaborazione per un airdrop :)

[zottone444]

!BEER

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

BEERHey @libertycrypto27, here is a little bit of from @zottone444 for you. Enjoy it!

Do you want to win SOME BEER together with your friends and draw the BEERKING.

[captaincryptic]

Perfect! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/4)@libertycrypto27, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

BEERHey @zottone444, here is a little bit of from @libertycrypto27 for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

[ervin-lemark]

It's a great idea, seriously.

Followed, reblogged, upvoted, commenting (this), testing, tagging @forykw.

Also, bought 1 $LOLZ :)

[captaincryptic]

Wow... that is awesome. The first transaction! I !LUV it, !LOL !PIZZA

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/4)@ervin-lemark, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[ervin-lemark]

:) Thank you :)

!BEER

[beerlover]

You need to stake more BEER (24 staked BEER allows you to call BEER one time per day)

[forykw]

Nice one… I will need to check this one out before tomorrow.

!BEER !WINE !PIZZA

[wine.bot]

^{0.100 WINEXCongratulations, @forykw You Successfully Shared With @ervin-lemark.
You Earned 0.100 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 1/4 Successful Calls.}

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[ervin-lemark]

1 $LOLZ is on sale for the price I bought it :)

[lolztoken]

Awesome... someone needs to set the price! Thanks!

[ervin-lemark]

YOu are welcome. Looking forward to many more $LOLZ :)

[libertycrypto27]

Any project that generates and encourages interaction on Hive is a great project, so thank you :)

!BEER
!PIZZA
!LUV
!PGM @mad-runner @bencwarmer @robibasa

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @lolztoken

_{remaining commands 2}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[zottonetoken]

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @lolztoken

_{remaining commands 1}

Buy and stake 100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day,
500 to send and receive 0.1 PGM five times per day
1000 to send and receive 0.1 PGM ten times per day

Discord

[captaincryptic]

Thanks for the encouragement and tokens! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/4)@libertycrypto27, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[bencwarmer]

Grazie @libertycrypto27 per la segnalazione

Anche @blumela e @ifiwasfrank saranno felici del progetto!

Thanks @libertycrypto27 for the tag.

@blumela and @ifiwasfrank are happy for this new project!

[libertycrypto27]

!BEERPrego @bencwarmer avrei taggato tutti gli utenti di Olio di Balena essendo questo un airdrop di token nuovi ma sapevo che si sarebbe scatenata una reazione a catena e quello volevo ;)

[bencwarmer]

Beh, più che ovvio... soprattutto quando è gratis...almeno per il momento 😜

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

BEERHey @bencwarmer, here is a little bit of from @libertycrypto27 for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

[captaincryptic]

Thanks for the tags. !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/4)@bencwarmer, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[ifiwasfrank]

Fantastico! Grazie mille per avermelo segnalato 😉 E poi che bel modo di minare 😅

[captaincryptic]

Have an !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/4)@ifiwasfrank, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[ifiwasfrank]

Thanks! Have a !LOL day you too! ❤️

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@captaincryptic, I sent you an on behalf of @ifiwasfrank

[cmmemes]

let's give this a try !LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

Well the bad news is you can't tip the @lolztoken account. But the good news is you still have one more !LOLZ use today! :)

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/4)@cmmemes, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[cmmemes]

thanks for the heads up :)

[poshtoken]

_{The rewards earned on this comment will go directly to the person sharing the post on Twitter as long as they are registered with @poshtoken. Sign up at https://hiveposh.com.}

[blumela]

Yeha I’m happy to be in!!

@coccodema forse ti fa piacere essere taggato qui!:)

[captaincryptic]

I'm happy you are in too! !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/4)@blumela, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[coccodema]

Siiiiii dove si fa casino io ci sono 😂

[captaincryptic]

You get an !LOLZ ....

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/4)@coccodema, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[stayoutoftherz]

Great initiative! That would be something e.g. for @barmbo, to incentivize commentors and engagement to his "Lachen am Morgen" posts!

[captaincryptic]

You get an !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (22/4)@stayoutoftherz, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[unorgmilitia]

Is it OK if I leave a !lolz comment on poorly educated hot-takes :D

@knowhow92 @howdarylrolls

[captaincryptic]

Sure, just don't use it to tell someone you are sorry their dog died. "Hey man, sorry your dog died. !LOLZ"

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What does a car take when it's sick?
Petrol Bismol.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/4)@unorgmilitia, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[unorgmilitia]

!lol OK got it!!

[alekst7]

I see it's getting even more fun here) !LOLZ

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[captaincryptic]

You get an !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (24/4)@alekst7, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[spiritverve]

I like this.
!LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!PGM

[luvshares]

^<><

<><

^LUV

^Connect

^Trade

@lolztoken, you've been given LUV from @spiritverve.

Check the LUV in your H-E wallet. _(2/3)

[captaincryptic]

Everyone gets an !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (25/4)@spiritverve, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[amaillo]

There is not a joke in this comment, just a single man testing a command, so, keep doing your activities !LOL

[captaincryptic]

But you are such a funny guy! !LOL (by the way, you can't use it to tip the @lolztoken account, as it is the account that sends the tokens. So good news is you still have one (well two now) to use today!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (26/4)@amaillo, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[mrhuman88]

@bencwarmer check out this new token

[captaincryptic]

Thanks for tagging someone! !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (27/4)@mrhuman88, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[bencwarmer]

Mi sembra molto interessante anche per i meme di @makeitreal95

[yras]

Where can i check mined amount?
!lol

[captaincryptic]

I will post updates but you can check how much !LOLZ has been mined by looking at the richlist on leodex.io - https://leodex.io/richlist/LOLZ and subtract the amount from the @lolztoken account from 100,000 (what has currently been issued). Right now that would indicate around 260 mined + airdropped. About 1/2 are mined, the other were airdropped, so around 130 have been mined so far.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (32/4)@yras, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[eythorphoto]

Yo, @amanda.yrr we should go deep in this one!

DEEP!!!!!!!!!

Eythorphoto!

p.s. Eythorphoto supports the !LULZ token! YEAH!

... I´m syked!

[captaincryptic]

Woot woot! But just to be clear it is !LOLZ not LULZ.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (28/4)@eythorphoto, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[captaincryptic]

or you can use !LOL too.

[eythorphoto]

!LOL evryday bro!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@captaincryptic, I sent you an on behalf of @eythorphoto

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (29/4)@eythorphoto, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[matthew1]

Looks very nice @barreloflaughs

[captaincryptic]

Nice, I think @barreloflaughs will really like !LOLZ based on his username.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (36/4)@matthew1, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[barreloflaughs]

yeah :D

[captaincryptic]

!LOL I knew that you would.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked Did you get my drift?
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (22/4)@barreloflaughs, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[sir-abas]

Oh my LOLZ
I love it! ☺

@Uyobong here's some LOLZ for you

[captaincryptic]

I love that you love it! !LOLZ (don't forget to use the exclamation point!)

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (30/4)@sir-abas, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[justclickindiva]

This sounds like an interesting and fun way to award Hive friends. Good luck with the project.

@brittandjosie why not join in with some good cheer?

[captaincryptic]

Here is an !LOL for you!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (37/4)@justclickindiva, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[justclickindiva]

Thank you so much for the Token. I appreciate it.

[handtalk5]

Followed, plz give sum more xD

[captaincryptic]

More more more.... !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (31/4)@handtalk5, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[ifiwasfrank]

Are you kidding me? Do you want to tell me that I just need type !LOLZ for mining one? This is great! 🤩🙌

@stefano.massari take a look at this airdrop 😉

!LUV

[captaincryptic]

Well yes, you can mine and tip a author an LOLZ just by typing !LOL in a comment. :)

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (38/4)@ifiwasfrank, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[stefano.massari]

grazie @ifiwasfrank per il TAG, nei prossimi mesi voglio capire qualcosa in più dei token layer 2 di HIVE

[ifiwasfrank]

Sono davvero interessantissimi, anch'io però devo studiarmeli meglio.

Spero ti piaccia! ;) Ti linko qui già che ci sono il mio articolo su Terra (che però è un esclusiva per ITA Stakers quindi rimane solo sul loro medium): https://blog.itastakers.com/terra-money-la-stablecoin-del-futuro-962af32039f9

Intanto miniamo un altro !LOL 😂

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)@stefano.massari, I sent you an on behalf of @ifiwasfrank

[misterc]

!LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

The bad news is that you can't use the !LOLZ token to tip the @lolztoken account but the good news is that you still have one (well now 2) uses for today!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (39/4)@misterc, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[frot]

nice Nice NICE

Nice

Nice x66

[forykw]

Who is the creator? :)

Tagging @flipflopcrypto

[flipflopcrypto]

What's this? I'll check it out on the weekends

[forkyishere]

Lots of !LOL is coming soon to place near all us... !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@flipflopcrypto, I sent you an on behalf of @forkyishere

[captaincryptic]

For better or worse! !LOL

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (23/4)@forkyishere, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[captaincryptic]

Hmmm... I wonder. !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/4)@forykw, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic

[blitzzzz]

Followed
Reblogged
I guess my posting here is the comment? 😉🤣
@relf87 @koodies @namelessnameless

[lolztoken]

And another because I like your avatar. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@blitzzzz, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolztoken]

Thanks, however, the airdrop had closed quite some time ago. But here is an !LOLZ for the thought.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@blitzzzz, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[vikbuddy]

Now we are talking. @mineopoly you gonna love it buddy, start staking some lols, had too much !PIZZA lately. It's lolz time😅😂

[captaincryptic]

Great! Glad you are interested. !LOLZ

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/2)@vikbuddy, I sent you an on behalf of @captaincryptic