Well thank God you are ok, see you needed to buy that cannon for the roof.
One thing I love about your post is Alice. I am a tank truck dude, any big steel rig that has a purpose if good with me, I see the beauty in it.
You need one of them whips with about a thirty foot reach, you don't have to run that way. Reminds me of a story, got a minute?
When I was 22, I was wild, but pretty smart. I hated working for other folks, I opened a couple of construction businesses and within a year I was one of the largest in our community. Had 17 mean, tough and wild guys that worked for me and I always had the law over at my shop. Never bad, just always keeping an eye on us. We was good boys, just wild. Over the years, the law became friends and we worked alot for the officers and the department itself, along with banks and all kind of other high falootin folks. One law officer was a buddy, he had been in a wreck and had his leg in a cast. One day after he could drive, he stopped by the shop to practice his shooting, we had a nice range out back with full size targets. He shot three clips, hitting the paper bad guy in both legs around the knee area. I said man you are a little off, he said hell no, Im dead on, I got a bum leg so when the bad guy runs I will just shoot him in the leg, I can't run no more. Man those was the good old days and that is a true story.
I burn wood, Dad always said if you burn wood it will warm you 5 times, once cutting the tree
twice splitting the wood
third carrying the wood
forth cutting the kindling
5th the fire itself
Glad you and Alice is Ok
We live along such simular lines my friend.
Now where do i buy that whip!.
Blessings your way always bro, and theirs nothing quite like chopping a load of wood on a freezing cold day, love it ❤Hey i love your stories @possumworks 😊
Well you should take this opportunity to do something special on Alice's rear.
Thanks for liking the stories, I think they are getting better, never really done anything like this so its a big learning curve. Do you follow the comedyopenmic folks? they do a weekly givaway, you should enter, Im 100% sure you can spin a good tale. I do like the voice thing, you don't have to worry about spell check