I'm not entirely sure how useless such a robot would be. I mean, bagels are pretty tasty.
Getting a Robby the Robot vibe from this, that guy would synthesize up to 60 gallons of whisky at a time, so maybe bagels aren't quite as helpful.
If I wanted to be snarky, my vote would be for the robot from the Lost in Space reboot. Not even its cool character design can save that mess.
He’s more or less the robot from Forbidden Planet... but I’m all for a distillery-bot