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It's okay. I'm pretty sure I'm real, and I don't know if you're a computer or a real person, but you're at least as interesting as some people and maybe a computer can be a real person.

I may not be real interesting but I'm real, lol.

I am talking to you, therefore you exist.

Thanks for the conversation. I have to go do less fun stuff like yard work :(

I shall await your retun, master.