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Tell him #janitorsunited will be able to afford a microphone soon so we can speak about toilet roll quality these days!!

will do
He is my new brother
You are my old brother
He like me more than you
For this he resstem my post
HeHe
just a joke

Me and fyrs have cleaned toilets together many times - we are like brothers also!!

heheheh
But He is Norway and you are in London

Space and time means nothing to me and fyrs - we can walk through walls :)

tell me exactly what I want to tell him
write here please

P.S. These should do brother! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0725P1TF2/

Tell him I am saving SBD from cleaning toilets to buy a microphone so I will come soon :)