Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth (Weekly Series)

This week we break down the flowery rhetoric spewed from the heart of the beast, The Pentagon.

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Original text is from https://www.defense.gov/About/DoD-101/#Top

My comments are in bold and italics

OUR GLOBAL INFRASTRUCTURE

Translation: Our Global Tentacles

The national security depends on our defense installations and facilities being in the right place, at the right time, with the right qualities and capacities to protect our national resources. Those resources have never been more important as America fights terrorists who plan and carry out attacks on our facilities and our people…..

Translation: National debt-slave security depends on our violent threat installations and death machines being in everyone’s face, all the time, with the psychopathic qualities and underhanded capacities to protect our oligarchy’s claim to natural resources.…..

The Defense Department manages an inventory of installations and facilities to keep Americans safe. The Department’s physical plant is huge by any standard, consisting of more than several hundred thousand individual buildings and structures located at more than 5,000 different locations or sites. When all sites are added together, the Department of Defense utilizes over 30 million acres of land……

Translation: The War Department manages a vast array of coercive installations and secret facilities to give the ignorant debt-slaves a false sense of security. The destructive department’s physical plant is huge by any standard, consisting of more than several hundred thousand individual buildings and symbols of domination that were built with extorted funds. These are forcibly located at more than 5,000 different locations. When all sites are added together, the War Department ruins over 30 million acres of perfectly good land which otherwise could be used for peaceful and prosperous purposes.

WE HIRE THE BEST

Translation: We hire the most gullible

The Department of Defense mission is accomplished seeking out our nation’s best and brightest. Ninety-five percent of our employees have high school diplomas versus seventy-nine percent of the national work force; five-point-six percent of our troops have masters degrees versus four-point-nine percent of the national work force……

Translation: The War Department’s mission is accomplished by seeking out our slave plantation’s most ignorant and immoral. 95 percent of our cowardly order-followers have successfully completed their brainwashing in government indoctrination youth camps versus 79 percent of the national tax slave force. 5.6 percent of our mercenaries have spent enormous sums of money on a fancy piece of paper versus 4.9 percent of the national slave force.

WE INSTILL VALUES

Translation: We instill satanic values

Even with top notch recruits we would not be successful if we didn’t provide leadership, professional development, and technical training throughout their careers; we constantly build and reinforce core values that everyone wearing a uniform must live by: duty, integrity, ethics, honor, courage, and loyalty. Our core values are leadership, professionalism, and technical know-how.

Translation: Even with top notch mercenaries we would not be successful if we didn’t provide order givers, professional brainwashing, and conditioned reflex training throughout their careers. We constantly build and reinforce core satanic values that everyone in our silly uniform death cult must live by: duty to murder, the appearance of integrity, moral relativism, dishonor, cowardice, and loyalty to slave masters. Our core satanic values are order following, survival at any cost, and ego worship.