Days before internet it was very cool to know funny stories, anecdotes. Now usually we read them or give to read others instead of telling and acting the story out. This time I'm giving you one of the most funniest anecdotes I've heard in last years. Hope to make a VLOG with lot's of funny anecdotes.
ENJOY READING THIS!
The story is about a guy called Colin and his boss - who doubted Colins friendship with everyone.
Hope you like it, I was laughing hard first time I read this.
Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and i guarantee I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss calls his bluff, "Okay Colin, how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes. Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Colin's boss still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Colin that he thinks Colin's knowing Cruise was lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Colin says.
"President of USA Mr. Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes, I know him. Let's fly to DC."
And off they go. At the white house, President Trump spots Colin on a tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Colin! What a surprise! I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on and we'll have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. Ater they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Colin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Colin says,
"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what ; I know the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Colin emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Colin returns, he finds his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded with paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Colin asks him,
"What happened?"
His boss looks up and says,
"I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony. And then the man next to me said, Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Colin?"
Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I and my friends did! There are more of funny anecdotes to come. Feel free to write or show me one of yours most enjoyable anecdotes.
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Sadly, this is not my original work, I found it years ago somewhere in internet. Not knowing the author.
