what I always wanted to tell my boss

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                                Stick Your Crazy and Annoying Job, Mr Boss
                            
        Dear Mr Boss,

I have some news, which I think you will find cool.
Over the last one hundred and seven days thirty two minutes, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both crazy and annoying.
It's fair to say that my assistant is dirty and the nurses are scrummy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work crazy.
I have really enjoyed daring with my assistant and stealing grubby pens from colleague's desk. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an author have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a burglar alarm. I dream of getting up in the morning and bouncing, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a flannel and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as an author.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of generosity, which is why I leave with a cool heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a sexist future.
Yours sincerely
pawngrabberpat