It's been a busy week, I'm behind on everything.
lol "everything is bigger in Texas"
Reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago.
An Alabamy redneck has finally made his first trip to the great state of Texas and is stayin at a pruty big HO-JO
Well, he decides to go to the restaurant, and orders a steak and tater. The waitress comes out with two plates, one with a steak on it that looked more like half a side of beef, and a tater durn near the size of a football. The redneck looked up and said "durn" She just smiled and said "everythings bigger in Texas"
That Alabamy redneck put a hurt'n on that steak and tater and was powerful thirsty, so's he ordered him a beer. Well that waitress came walk'n out with a mug of beer that look more like a gallon jug, and she just smiled and said "everythings bigger in Texas"
Well now after that gallon o'beer the Alabamy redneck needed to visit the facilities and releave himself. The sweet waitress pointed him down the hall and to the left, but our friend being rather snokered went right instead. Then you heard a big splash....
He had landed right smake dab in the HO-JO pool,
An everytime he'd make it to the surface fur air he's a holler'n
"don't flush it, don't flush it"
Cause everything's bigger in Texas....
hahhaha! that's retarded! I love it.
I thought you might,
lol, sorry for late replies, didn't get anything done on here yesterday, too much work to do.