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Yeah!..
I know and I am honestly not proud of it.
But then I got embarrased one time when I was forced by my aunt to accompany her to the zoo!.
Saw this chameleon!....Damn!.. I think I was the one changing colour, and then I had goosebumps all over and I started itching, almost pulling out my hair..

Am never going to the zoo again
Sobs

That is terrible! I'm so sorry to hear that. No zoos for you then.

That is terrible!
I'm so sorry to hear that.
No zoos for you then.

                 - papa-pepper


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