I have laid eyes upon the majestic beast in it's natural state, feasting on the hopes and dreams of wooks. They can be found on the outskirts of any outdoor Music Festival. Voracious predators their urine smells like patchuli and it excretes cigarette butts. So just remember anytime you see littered cigarette butts and smell hippies The elusive Jackalope is never far.
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