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Well, you dont have one cow and one bull, you have one bull and twenty cows.

A memory of my father spending some time with me as a boy:

Son, let me tell you a story about a herd of cows in a field and two bulls on a hill, an old bull and a young one. As the two bulls looked down at the herd of cows, the young bull said, "Let's run down and fuck one!" The old bull replied, "No, let's walk calmly down and fuck them all."