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I once seen a dude gettin a hand shandy behind the bike sheds at school once.
My mates decided to throw stones at him... fucksakes.
Bastards...lol

They were the ones getting their rocks off.

awesome!

What's awesome is that you read and commented on the post in 13 seconds. It would have been even more awesome if you had have thrown an upvote my way as well.

More awesome if he upvoted even before you hit the submit button

Fuck yeah! Premeditated upvotes. Make us a bot, @holybranches.

Man I really hope you start to get lots of votes. I really enjoyed your article!

I enjoyed it too! Thanks for checking it out.

Oh, and I hope your hope comes true.

I get a kick out of that show, but there are some jokes where everyone is laughing, but I'm just sitting there, smiling, and waiting for the punchline.

I know that's not the meat and potatoes of your post, but it was for me ;) I have this picture of you, all simple-Jack like, watching and smiling haha

This head movie makes my eyes rain.

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I'm not gay and I don't go to the gym... but ah... if you're still giving out those handies I can be convinced.

Yeah, I know you're straight 😉. You still like when I spit on it?

I feel like the entire lgbt community is in on one massive in-joke that goes right over our heads. Or it's not funny.

One of my mates is a lesbian so she took me out to a gay bar, we were just dancing or whatever and then all of a sudden the entire club squatted without warning. Apparently that's how you find out who's gay, if they squat, they watch ru-paul haha.

Hahaha, I don't understand the squatting. Did they piss or something, or just squat?

Kinda like a suggestive drop your ass to the grass for a second type squat. She stood back up and I was still confused like "How on earth did everyone know to drop at the same time?" and she just went "Because we're all gay".