Word around the water cooler is that Ted (the new guy) has some real clients on the line. Says he’s got a sale all set up “Hook-line and sinker” he reassures us. He keeps coming back to the office soaking wet, says “She likes it wet”. Everyone in the office found this display quite fishy indeed. Ted says the sale will happen soon he is just waiting for her to take the bait.
This is his 5th time coming in here soaking wet and late…. So I told the man that there are more god damn fish in the sea and to take his business elsewhere.
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Haha, nice one! :)