Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.
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(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)
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Richard Hersel
BEASTLY TALES
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
Have you ever paused to take note
Of the many signs, if I may quote,
Around us on wall and poles
Giving direction to simple souls.
And here’s another, for those who like clean,
Although the connotation could be something obscene.
And here’s a sign from a Safari Park,
Causing consternation just for a Lark.
And here’s yet another portent
With stern instruction to vent.
And finally, in a newspaper article
The following was a unique particle.
Yes, a cemetery with hundreds dead,
There’s really not much more that can be said!
Please tell me the cemetery one is a joke. These days you just can't tell. This one just had me laughing my @$$ off.
Yes It is meant as a joke. Glad you got a laugh out of it.
Haha some of these are nice :D
Thanks.
👨 Last one is 'The Deadly News'.
oh man this beastly tale blog is much fun. Thank you again Richard! I like the first one!
amusing creativity. Great work dear. @beastlybanter thanks for sharing such a post. So interesting dear. this made me your fan. Great job. Keep going dear.
This is so creative and so funny. I love the drawing of the elephant in the car, and cemetary with hundreds dead, very funny.
lol, oh my God..another unique post, well crafted by the master himself @beastybanter..keep the flag flying ...permit me to resteem.
Thank you. Happy for you to resteem Thanks.
There's really not much more that can be said,
Than to tell you that your poem is one of the best!
Thanks.
This is excelient. Sir, @beastlybanter your cerative sence in poem and art suprised me. Keep it up sir. Best wishes to you. I'm always at your support sir..
Thanks.
The first time i saw men's toilet is left, women are alright right... I seriously couldnt stop laughing
The last one got me! 😂 You the man, @beastlybanter!
Thank you.
Thank you so much for posting a beautiful one
Glad you enjoyed it.
I read that too, must have been the same paper, Warning us to stay kaput,
Lucky because I would be 6 feet under too.
signs signs they are fine, as long as you abide by them they can keep you alive,
stop, start, don't, do, yes, no, if you choose,
remember at your peril when you refuse.
Mr banter well done again, poetic brilliance my beastly friend.
Thank you.
Good post
Thank you.
This is absolutely hilarious. Hundred dead indeed in a cemetary. For a cemetary that is a very conservative figure don't you think?
Sorry I misread, it was actually hundreds dead...
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