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Should have a NSFW tag, I can see your caulk.

WHERE? WHERE?

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You spank it to some crazy shit. Quothe the Raven "more more more!"

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I’m telling Santa, your gonna get a lump of coal fuckin with his side piece😂

That looks like my sex toy collection.
I'm not that kinky, just very very cheap.

(satisfaction)

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Oh gosh. I almost peed in my pants a little bit for the excitement.

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