"Maybe I'll stand on my head while on fire as someone kicks me in the nuts, then take a selfie the moment my face shows what pain looks like"
If you do that, then definitely it will look like abstract art :D
Been a while since I've read some of your posts, but I'm glad they're still the same as ever, too "profound" for me, lol.
Those pictures look like the hardcore level of when I'm bored and looking at paint. The opening one however looks a lot more understandable or even "normal" compared to the others below :D
The top one is profoundly normal I guess. That's cool.