There it is! Oh, wait, a new song? I had thought that I've heard all of the songs! What's this I hear about a new one!?
Why Are Five Insane Hillbillies Riding A Flying Carpet?
Let me break down my thesis by eliminating the other variables.
A. It's fun.
It is fun, but you know what isn't? Breaking the law. No seatbelts, no helmets, no steering mechanism and no license for any of the drivers. For shame.
B. The truck is in the shop.
The truch is near the shop. More accurately, outside the shop. The truck has been fixed for days, but none of the hillbillies have taken the time to fetch it. The shop had to turn away a couple of cars because they didn't have space. Irresponsible.
C. They were trying to get high.
No, sir, and let me tell you why. Carpets are not capable of flight, despite claims.
D. All of the above.
I think we've already established that everything else above is wrong.
The answer is E. They're already high.
For anyone reading this, you can claim your certifacates at Window 4. Although, you do have to complete the payment of your tuition at the Cashier window. After that, you're done! It's that simple. You have just been schooled.
True, I have hardly any new songs, but I've got loads of old ones that few ever heard, they'll probably start appearing here eventually though.
The worst part is, that there was nothing wrong with the truck, so not only is it taking up space at the garage, the mechanic didn't even make a penny for repairs.
Ahh jeez that does add a new wrinkly to the whole photo!
Why didn't you compile it for a second album though?
I never tried to sell the music- it was for the world. Then it would have cost money to produce and compile songs that I'd written, plus the time that I'd already spent somewhere else along the way. I'll still use my songs here occasionally to spread my planet-saving messages though. ;)
Trust that I will always support them!