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Want to get ultra Steemit rich and get all the ladies / dudes / ladyboys?
Figure you are the STEEM Network's next great frontpage artist!?
Have I Got a Hell of A Drawing Competition for You, Master Artist!
Inspired by a brief mention by the hivemind operating at STEEMspeak I present to you my first ever drawing / art contest! This is an opportunity to share your artistic flair off folks! Your artistic entry into this contest may be accompanied with your blog link, being broadcast to nearly 3000 readers! That's not all, remember while you exact your doodling you could also win SUPER AWESOME SBD / STEEM prizes!
Degenerate Drawing Contest Theme:
Draw me your best penis, cock, schong, dong, boner or wang! Paste it below in the comments section and include a link to your blog if you'd like. This contest will close in 7 days from posting!
Rules
- Must be your own art work
- Has to contain at least one drawn penis
- Only 1 entry per a user
Prizes
- 1st Prize = 69 STEEM (Chosen by popular vote below, number of votes)
- 2nd Prize = 42 STEEM (Hand picked by @KLYE himself )
- 3rd Prize = 18 STEEM (Chosen by popular vote below, number of votes)
- 4th Prize = 1 STEEM (Given to the worst art)
Winners will be announced in a post shortly after this one expires in a week. You have the next week to draw your best boner and comment it here below! Good luck to all the artists out there!
Haha, what a fun art contest, I couldn't resist to draw a little something. Here's my cat drinking his own milk. :D
1st PLACE WINNER
Yeeees!!!! Thanks so much! It was really fun to do. I'm looking forward for more contest like this! <3
Mwahahaaha! XD
;-)
this is a dog or big rat
I think this is a kind of '' cat '' .
That is... wow. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to look at a cat the same way again. rofl! Well done.
@fapfap Please stop sending your promotional links in direct message. It's considered rude
Very creative, why is this not featured at the Louvre?
Indeed very creative and artistic. Super duper :)
hhhhh good
haha good post temanku
milky cat nut dick - pretty ballzey~lol
Woah man this is hilariously awesome! :D Nice lol.
Talk soon.
hahahaha.. xD
What is it, a dog or a piece of a man's weapon?
Oh noo 😂😂😂
the world is misogynist! tell us to draw a vagina which is more divine. anyways I have drawn a flaccid penis with a ballpoint pen.
Damn near photorealistic!
needs more ass but still a winner
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great drawing :P
bbbwwwhahahahaaaa
i love it
Now thats ART...
great imaji
upped! :)
Nice
That's terrible! I'm upvoting it!!! Cheers~!
Great art
2nd Place winner!
OMG I can´t believe it !!!!
This is.. wow. uhh. Such pornographic theme.. I dig it! You are a contender!
hahahahahahaha thank u very much I´m a Contest Warrior!!
This one deserve so much more! :O
I couldn't help but throw in an entry to an amazing contest. Let me introduce
The Arm of Sorrow
Perfect. :D
Ta very much :0D
Oh my sweet lord. Bahahahahahah.
This animation is above and beyond what I could have ever expected. Thank you for this entry!
Hehe, I thought it would be good to push the boat out!
Hahaaaahahaha!!!! Stiff competition..LOL!!
As I said, proud to call you my good friend hee hee ;)
stiff competition. Bahahahahah
You don't get much stiffer than the arm of sorrow!!
Yer a top chick! :0D
My comment in this post includes a string of penises ;)
Hahhahhaaaaha @meesterboom
i call this The Dickweaponized Of Mass Destruction🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Lol, a catchy title!! :O)
hahahahahaha,
Am learning from my master which is you @meesterboom😎
Lol, not much to learn :0D
Lmfao gaaadamn it! 😩😩😂 You just killed me
Top notch!!
This is the best LOL!!!
Follow me @ frgms
Cheers!
Follow me!
https://steemit.com/nsfw/@danpaulson/klye-s-nsfw-degenerate-drawing-contest-volume-1-entry-1-the-scream-nsfw
a masterpiece...
Lmfao. A classic dick art!
Thanks man. At first I was thinking I could try the Bona Lisa... but I don't think I could draw it.
I have had that thought to draw the bona lisa.. But never thought of that name! LOL.
I know professionals shouldn't be entering this but here is my entry from Kings College's School of Art.
The side lettering makes my mind view it as a missile launch! Glorious!
That face is so appropriate.
If I had a giant dick coming at me I'm pretty sure my face would look like that.
Dicksand?
@klye here is my entry bro
https://steemit.com/nsfw/@satfit/my-entry-for-klye-s-degenerate-drawing-contest-2017831t194840385z
Mr. Dickold Schwartznager
A dick with a dick. I like your style
thats how we do it
This contest is completely ridiculous, I love it!
Woke up this evening with 2 possible outcomes.. Feel not so hot or have a giggle and carry on..
Having a giggle, spreading the STEEM, drawing dicks for lulz.. Life is pretty damn good!
Taking this post to the moon!
Haha, i love this one!
Some say we haven't been to the moon.. I say show them this wonderful drawing as clear evidence of such!
"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard" - John Kennedy
He was talking about dicks I think.
JFK was indeed a man who knew the value of the dick!
the schrodinger's dick
https://steemit.com/nsfw/@carobetc/klye-s-nsfw-degenerate-drawing-contest-volume-1-the-schrodinger-s-dick
It's both limp and erect at the same time.. We call it "Pushin' noodle" up here in Canada.
Cool !
And for your footer
Great work here konti my friend! Good to see you! Thanks. :)
I'm happy!
Use the Steemit-Canadian flag :)
https://steemit.com/@miyata1987
Bahahahah. That is ART!
At first I was like "What is this maniac doing drawing ballerinas on my dick post?" Then I saw the tip. XD
Truly epic Steemer wiener 🍆
rofl. Steemer Weiner. That's gold man.
Looks like an elephant!
The Cockoccino
I bet you know what kind of cookie that is in the background ≖‿≖
More coffee and China stories can be found at steemit.com/@rootingrobert
It kinda looks like it's scratching it's own balls...nice!
haha. I tried to keep it most realistic! Thanks.
This is a wonderfully creative entry! Right on Robert!
Haha 🤣 this deserves to win amigo, I vote for you!
Dickface :)
Oh my lord this one has drip dick and eyeballs. rofl!
Great work here. Thank you very much for this artistic take on male genitalia!
So, yeah.. This was my 2nd attempt in my whole life at drawing a "bad art penis". Since I am trying to make a name for myself in bad art, I knew I had to try it....
If we are after "bad" this must be it.
This is setting the bar hard! XD
Haha! Hahaha!
Oi, no professionals.
this is so funny i love and laughed at it badly hahahahah
hi there klye! here is my entry
click the image for the post entry
LipsDick. :D
yeah right! thanks!
Dickstick! Lipsdick...! Bahahahah Tis a great art! Slightly erotic, slightly confusing. Wonderful!
thanks @klye i'm glad you like it!
I can't draw, I suck at that bigtime, but this pic from a festival in Belgium last week has potential!
No drawn dick so not valid entry... But what the hell?! Thanks for the share..!
That's a BBC if I ever saw one!
If you ever want to see it... It's the weirdest festival Belgium has to offer, called "Kamping Kitsch Club" near Kortrijk in Belgium, the last weekend of august. :-) It's sick but fun as hell!
This is such an odd coincidence...went out to a bar last night to watch my brother's show and a dude came in wearing a penis banner. Apparently it was his birthday, and this banner represents the circle of friends he has since they draped it on him after he was slurring staggering drunk (dicks) hahaha!!
Oh yeah, forgot about the penis thermos he was carrying around too (friend Rhonda drinking from it lol)
Hilarious pickture! However I'm not sure it meets the drawing competition criteria given it's lack of user drawn phallus. Great share regardless though. lmao.
LOL, I wasn't trying to compete, just thought it was funny to share! :) I love the happy faces!!
It did make me smile. Thanks for that!
Lol, ahem. That's a lot of cockage!
Well, whut. 0_0
I see spengbabe walking on a dick that looks like a worm.. VALID ENTRY!
Dicks are good man!!!
Here is mine, now show me yours!!!
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This is a wonderful example of how to art the dick!
nice.....
https://steemit.com/nsfw/@lorddominik007/technically-dicks-klye-s-contest-entry
You wouldn't believe how many dicks I drew instead of learning. Maybe I wouldn't have to draw dicks for money on the internet, had I learned instead...
WORTH IT !
Bahahahah! This 3D circle of dicks was unexpected! Hilarious!
Here is my really drawn entry as you asked :)
Damn! That is some well drawn dick I must say! Almost looks like game concept art!
Klye,
Please provide some support for my new contest :
https://steemit.com/contest/@sanmi/caption-contest-win-0-5-sbd-minnowbooster-upvote-from-me
I know, I could not manipulate anything in your contest, and there is no value of drawing :)
Woaah🙌🏾
I hope you all enjoy
Look at that veiny bastard!
Hey @klye here's my entry. Holiday today and not much people at the office so it was kinda boring day.
Materials used:
Window that that they covered with paper to block out the sun
I used it as a canvas the paper is really thin and it marked thru right away
Water from the dispenser
I used a straw to let the water flow from above and the paper had to be drenched heavily for it to stain
I had to be careful for it not to drip all the way through the bottom. It should be just above the balls. So I had a handkerchief ready just in case.
I was amazed no one noticed it that there is a big dick on the window not even the security guard.
Can't wait Monday when all the people come in and see the giant dick on the window.
This is just one entry I just wanted you to see from afar and close up.
Bahahahahaha. This is an unusual entry and makes me giggle! This is obviously a public area. Bonus points for the publicly drawn peen!
Hahahhah I just hope it's worth it. I just realized I could get fired for this. Ahhhh........... could they do that? I'll just say it was the security guard.
To the Moon
Bitcoin ballsac, Monero shaft, Jizzing Etherium with STEEM rockets to boot!
This is art my friend!
Thanks for sharing! A link to your post was included in the Steem.center wiki article about NSFW. Thanks and good luck again!
Even the penis and politicized xd
whut
This is by far the most esoteric entry I've seen yet. Very powerful.
xd thank you
This is HILARIOUS! I need air :D
I love the idea xd.
I believe that it is not admissible But it's for fun xd
funny contest haha
haha. this is gonna get crazy.
Could get pretty greasy hilarious in here...!
steem peen, gotta really work on this one
Aye, Erect your artistic shaft!
Oh man, this is excellent. I loved the rules must contain at least one drawn penis haar!
Not a man to stifle creativity with rules.. But you gotta atleast draw a dick in a dick drawing contest! XD
Oh yeah! I might even throw in a little entry myself!!
alright! i need to work! i love to draw specially a TITI! burat!
Looking forward to your entry.
I am very grateful if you vote + follow me
@ferifelani
Not going to follow anyone who is begging on my post for it.
This isn't acceptable. You wouldn't beg a stranger on the street for attention, don't do it here.
I'm sorry, I do not know about it .. I'm a newcomer, sorry if I made a mistake .. once again i apologize to you
No problem! Appology accepted. Welcome to STEEM. Hope you do well here.
Thank you for the notification.. I really like you very much
Pure gold, Klye.
Props to @kyle! This post just made my night! Hilarious comments!!!
nice post
done
hahahahahah that's some funny shit here XD I would like to participate.. However I suck at drawing. Does my post count? https://steemit.com/animals/@trumpman/9-incredibly-weird-animal-penises
Hey great content! keep it up!
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nice
nice
Muy buen post, excelente descripción @klye
Saludos desde Ecuador :)
Good art , and love art
congratulations @fapfap @yusaymon and @whatsup
It was fun.
from yesterday i felt like i was competing with @fapfap and i guess he felt the same :P
I started to promote my entry in direct chat and i was warned by some senior members. i want to say them sorry for what i did and thankful to people who voted for me.
thanks @klye for a contest like this. i will wait for more contest of this kind :)
good, our post interesting and very give me information hot, I hope you will keep posting good information, I wait for your next posting
@kl
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