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Hey! Glad to see you kicking this off! :)

This is Michna, the Philosopher from The Dead Man's Forrest, Guardian of... (to be announced!)

Ooooh that sounds very mysterious!

Forgot to add the 'naughty' in there -- makes it even better and more mysterious :)

Looks like I skipped one there, my bad! First time doing this; it should be:

Michna, the Naughty Philosopher from the Dead Man's Forrest, Guardian of...