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                                The Lawyer and the Politician
                            
                                Rhyming Couplet Ideas 
                            by memeon
        

See the squeaking of the lawyer,
I think he's angry at the hoyer.

He finds it hard to see the lion,
Overshadowed by the empty ryan.

Who is that skipping near the king?
I think she'd like to eat the coil spring.

She is but a fun politician,
Admired as she sits upon a tuition.

Her slim car is just a spouse,
It needs no gas, it runs on house mouse.

She's not alone she brings a snail,
a pet sloth, and lots of handrail.

The sloth likes to chase an octopus,
Especially one that's in the platypus.

The lawyer shudders at the terrible chocolate
He want to leave but she wants the auklet.