Aw dang I saw this too late to upvote. I love your title. Deep.
"Then, finally, one sunny Saturday afternoon, John's head exploded. Everyone thought he'd die because that's typically what happens when one's head explodes." < hahaha.
It's Saturday and I think my head is about to explode from all the thoughts. Based on this post I'd allow you to crawl your way up the ranks lol