Hey there. I didn't get the following part, are these typos or am I missing some kind of joke?
"WE HAVE SHOW(SNOW?) AGAIN!
Everything is white, and it's still showing. (snowing?)"
Btw I kinda envy people like you because I can't do anything if there is any sound my ears can detect.
SNOW! Really, SNOW! A typo, it snows hardly!
P.S. I tried beats headphones with active noise suppression.They're brilliant