I am soooooooooo embarrassed. I was in church standing in the pew behind this one old woman when I had to sneeze. I sneezed a snot into the back of her blue hair. For the next 3 llloooonnnggggg minutes, I watched as my snot slowly slid down her blue hair and onto her neck. Thats when she felt it, and all of a sudden she looked like she was slain in the spirit, dancing and hoping around trying to smack the snot off her neck. I laughed my ass off. LOL Subscribe to my channel on youtube at artistben7 if your looking for a smile or a laugh.
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