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Well, in my opinion... MINE HAS MORE SWAG! ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

Here I go again breaking the tables, I'm killing trees, my God!... Well, maybe they can be plastic tables... Oh no, it's worse! I'm destroying the mother nature (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Throw confetti instead!!!

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Hahahaha. I declare the Swag Battle a tie!

But the confetti is not made of paper? and the paper comes from the trees ... you just killed a tree with your colored paper, hahahahaha.