The world of finance is a cold, sterile and desolate landscape which has long sailed away from the influence of God. Cryptocurrencies are furthest removed from anything pure which gives rise to incredible volatility. The best alt-coins seek to solve problems with a purpose which is clearly defined. What is lacking is any currency linked and backed by the Almighty God, the OG of Gods, Yahweh, creator of all that is seen and unseen. That is why I wish to introduce to you a novel idea and the future of all that is great, Indulgences 2.0.
Indulgences 2.0 (IND) seeks to bridge the divide between currency and God. Unlike the US dollar which simply prints "In God We Trust" notes to the Nth degree, IND transactions will be based on a "Proof of Faith" system which is deflationary in nature, using what we like to call "Fractional Luther's" to reward the priests who verify transactions. For each transaction, a small amount of IND (0.0000000069IND) will be burnt at the stake. That small amount equates to 1 Fractional Luther (FD), which can only be accumulated and spent at the time of the Second Coming of Christ.
The accumulation of IND is required for the redemption of sin, and the hoarding of such has real world value! Those who wish to live a life of comfort in this world most often must be unscrupulous, feeding off of the innocent and defrauding all those they come across. This racks up SIN, which ultimately leads to an afterlife of endless gnashing of teeth, fire and brimstone, blood soaked pit of suffering commonly referred to as Hell. This consequence often discourages people from taking advantage of others in this world, holding them back to live a rather lacklustre life. With IND you can rest easy knowing that any sin committed will be absolved with the accumulation of IND. It's an insurance policy, if you will.. which enables one to thrive unbounded by the constraints of conscience to accumulate all the wealth required to get the power and subsequently the women of this world.
As a great man once said, "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Unfortunately that philosophy alone would have resulted in eternal punishment, having not at that time known or had access to the power of IND.
The TV show "Luther" has prophecy relating to Indulgences 2.0 concealed. If you link together the first word from every minute of the show, you discover the sentence "John once revealed that the Second Coming of Christ would be initiated by mass adoption of a coin in the year 2018AD".
What is truly revolutionary about IND is that in the burning of Fractional Luther's we now have the ability to approximate the advent of Christ. When it is no longer possible to burn FD's, we will know that Luther has been fully burnt at the stake and Christ will rise. Due to the ability to foresee the second coming, the value of IND will rise exponentially until this time. The FOMO associated with IND will be like nothing we have ever seen, giving those who are early holders of IND unprecedented wealth and access to the hottest bitches available.
For now this is just a divinely inspired concept, but with your help and faith we can make this happen. If you wish to know more or have had revelations of your own which relate to IND, please come forward, speak (unless you're female - 1 Corinthians 14:34-35) and rejoice. Bless.
"the OG of Gods, Yahweh"
Odin is displeased!
There's only one true god, one faith... and clearly that is the one I was raised on. Of all the religions that have ever existed, only mine gives exclusive access to heaven. Your belief in Odin is naive/immature. You've been swayed away from the one true god and I feel sorry for you knowing you're headed to hell. Repent you heathen!
You realise that some people might not see the subtle sarcastic undertone to your writing, right? Haha
It's entirely possible I'll start a cult. I don't think it'd be that difficult. People "want to believe" after all.