Great Creepy Post.
I agree with all, but must add humans to that creepy animals list. You know the ones. Politicians mostly. Control freak authoritarians like the ones turning both our countries into penal colonies. Soon down under will be North Korea light. And we are well on our way here to be the western Communist China light.
So please add the humans known as politicians (species: dictatorus subhumanus) to the list of deadly animals to avoid at all cost.
You have to take it to DEFCON 1 and combine clowns and fucking spiders. You must really hate me!
By the way, I would have been way more freaked out if you combined Ronald McDonald and Spider Man.