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get drunk off coffee?

Not my special blend. Trying not to drown in between

GRUNTS

perpetuum mobile?

Not mobile, that's the problem.

that must be a big mug if you can't carry it with you. it is hard to cry into it and be mobile but if you try hard enough :D

It's an open top tall thermos that lost it's lid but keeps coffee warm to savour, mixed in with some salty teardrops if I cry hard enough and shake my face over it at the same time. I wonder if that qualifies as trying hard enough....

Better not ask @hiveqa, the answer will just be another grunt.