Haha... :D cool! :)
As for best beaches in the world , i don't know really how you could begin to make a list...there are just so many, aren't there!
The Sunshine Coast in Australia is pretty amazing.
Greek islands..e.g. Rhodes, Crete ... some amazing beaches but there are so many.
Formentera off Ibiza ... very cool, esp. if you have a luxury cruiser to get you there (which I unfortunately don't have ;) ... yet :P. Lol )
And I would love to visit Norway one day.
I wish you well, too :)