We need to get this badpoetry tag going. Here's another one - prepare for the worst.
A Modest Confession
I am slightly passive-aggressive today, I think.
It is not about what you said
Thursday around 7:00 p.m.
In that tone of voice
About a shortcoming I have,
My friend.
Prepare for the wurst,
I told her so sveltely,
As the meal for her first
Was petered out and then
In just one burst.
How divinely sauerkraut.
I like Green Eggs and Ham
Oh look at the time
fuck i spilt my coffee
Its friday
YAY
Did i do good?
I especially like your alternation of case from line to line and the usage of the possessive "its." Upvoted.
thank you. may I just add - your username is divinely clutch.