Another week, another rotten sandwich. :)
I had no idea that the rotten sandwich story challenge would be so popular. I think this week more people participated than in any other week. Thank you to everyone who wrote a story, there were so many good ones, it was very difficult to pick winners.
I have a special place in my heart for comedy and absurdity, and you can see that the winning stories contained something ridiculous.
FIRST PLACE: @chekohler 3 STEEM
@chekohler’s entry wasn’t as long as others, but it was this one line that sent me over the edge, in hysterics, and propelled his entry to #1:
“But she was bland and had no flavour
She was about as appetizing as borat in a green bather”
image credit: https://pagesix.com/2016/05/04/who-wore-it-better-britney-or-borat/
Winning entry:
SECOND PLACE: @emergehealthier 2 STEEM
The idea of a “sandwich revolution” was indeed hysterical.
“The Injustice of it all, really spiked my gall. I resolve to become human and start a sandwich revolution. I would become the savior of sandwich flavor.”
Winning entry:
THIRD PLACE: @mimismartypants & @yonilkar 1 STEEM EACH
“Rodney was rotting!! This lead to this Sandwich man living a life of isolation. He communicated mainly online and got into trading cryptos to make ends meet. And then one day, he discovered a platform called steemit. here Rodney could be anything he liked, noone had to know he smelled of mouldy cheese, thank the gods they never chose a tuna mayo to bet on. He started blogging and learning and meeting new peeps. And he met Stella, quirky creative Stella.”
Winning entry:
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@mimismartypants/banana-program-week-6--entry-jq6yviho
“I hope this sandwich that is gone, because is in the trash for be rotten never comes back as a human and eats me. Bananas can write well but not draw well, this my drawing for my dear friends but I think the sandwich wants to eat me. -I want to be human, I am Sandboy-.”
Winning entry:
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@yonilkar/the-store-story-nacxirvt
HONORABLE MENTIONS
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@ettydiallova/naughty-bow-and-rotten-sandwich-fhacrjue
https://steemit.com/partiko/@ucizahra/my-name-is-sandyw-banana-program-week-6-gfvtv7nr
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@sarah-lugo/bananaprogram-week-6-challenge-bread-warrior-elmepjcq
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@tamim45/my-entry-to-banana-program-week-6-uhq355og
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@billal133/the-rotten-sandwich--banana-program-gf3swczw
Week 7 tasks will be announced soon, stay tuned and thank you for all those amazing submissions. I had a tough time deciding this week. Remember, the deadline is Monday at 12 midnight CST USA time. The Banana Program will run for 7 weeks, so this is the last week for Banana Program! Banana Program will morph into MAKECRAZY, so be on the lookout for that.
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Congratulations to all the winners!
Stay Weird,
Stellabelle
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Thanks @stellabelle
LOL omg such an honour to be a winner of the banana program! I really didn’t expect this so I didn’t prepare e speech but first I’d like to thank the academy and borat for being my inspiration!
Congrats to the other winners, keep steeming and keep believing ya’ll
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Hahahahaha you deserved it with that one line! And I really like the way you write the intro, too.
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Lol sure you can use the line At least I’ll know I contributed in some way to the make crazy craze soon to hit steemit!
Honestly I didn’t know where I was going with the sorry and I was like how do I wrap this up now I already used all my best jokes
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The dying of a peanut allergy was funny too
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One more thing. Can I use the phrase “Disconnect from all intellect” in my future project MAKECRAZY? it’s exactly perfect.... to describe what I’m trying to do
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Hahhahaha!! Congrats @chekohler!! You brought it this week!! Another win to add to your list!!
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LOL works 60% of the time all the time.. hall of fame and everything!
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https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@ujenn/banana-program-week-6-8owy7sud
Whoop whoop!! Winner Winner chicken dinner!! Glad to have made the cut to the top 3/4!! Bronze has never looked this good on me!!
Thanks @stellabelle for the awesome prize and bringing the fun!!
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Awesome, I won thanks for be a part of it. Let's FunnyProgram, with sandwiches,bananas,apples or chicha.
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Congratulations for the winner, and thank you @stellabelle for the honorable mention
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Congrats for all the winners.
Banana Program made us morec reative on Blockchain.
I'm glad among honorable mention Thank you @stellabelle.
Congratulations to the winners you are indeed the best, and thank you @stellabelle for the honorable mentions😊
ok, it would be amazing to participate in one of those, when can i starT?
Thanks, I'm honored to be the second banana!
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