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I have a confession to make: I am nearly impossible.

Lol, welcome to the rarity club.
Not many like me, either.

Can I join?...oh no , fuck off, I don't wanna be in a club lol

Not sure you wanna join a club that would have you as a member...

I concur

Too late, not many like you, either.

.....shit, really?
Bugger.

I found that agreeing to the first part of the debt transaction, but then disagreeing to the second part, most agreeable - and sets you up nicely....

But they don't wanna play that game more than once.
Miserable fuckers.

Imagine that, greedy bastards wanting their money back.

when i explained to them that debt was produced on a screen, they stopped talking to me.
So I sulked, and I stopped talking to them to!

Since then, it seems our silent relationship is working magnificently.

Turnabout is fair play.