starting 300 - roflmaa, another 700 point fucking loss
day 1 - defend
i just gotta laugh at this fucking point and pray that land brings something more to the table than shitty bots- although i'm sure they'll hack that into misery next
guild-mate loamed me a llama with/kron - I CAN EVEN FUCKING LOSE WITH THAT BADASS COMBO LOL
annnddd then the internet takes a hit and i get fucked out of another match
LOL - 10 matches of win 1 - lose - still sitting at fucking 300 points - i still question my sanity
2 fucking garbage rewards
day 2 - earth
another 10 fucking low mana rounds of win 1 - lose 1
seems like it will take forever to even get enough points for season rewards down here in shitty bronze
i can seee why everybody is dumping everything they can at the moment
win 2- annndddd get fucked out of the streak - season 96 of putting up with shit
lols up to 3 in row fucked out of - lost the last match with llama and kron the undying - what a fucking joke
focus ended - not enought wins to get eve n1 fucking rewards card LOL
day 3 - healing
got lucky and pulled off a little streak into bronze 2 - cards are still shit useless until gold league
another fucking season of win 3, turn around and lose 3
3 more worthless rewards
day 4 - healing
annnd the fucking losing streak continues
there went another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 - FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!
annnd there went 3 in row fucking pissed away - im even fucking lsong with llama and kron the undying - unfuckingbelievable
absolute fucking insanity - i lose every fucking match vs level 1 summoners
if lands becoming active deosnt introduce anything more enjoyable im gonna hve to just bail on this shit
1 rare card - meh
day 5 - fire
annnd let the losing to level 1's continue
got a little run into bronze1 - movin up in the world LOL
lost my last using llama and kron vs a FUCKING LEVEL 1 summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!!
5 rewards - NOT 1 FUCKING USABLE CARD - just a bunch of shit useless potions
day 6 - water
immediately lose 3 in row - right fucking back into bronze 2 - i swear to fucking christ , i cant think of any good reasons to keep doing this shit
win 3- annndd the fucking turna around and lose 3 to goddamm fucking level 1 sumoners with level 1 cards - this is so fucking infuriating
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1
5 more garbage rewards
day 7 - death
annnnddd let the losing to shitty level 1's continue
JFC, why do i even fucking bother
another day of win 1 - lose 2 to the shitty level 1's - right fucking back into bronze 3 - FUCKING HORSESHIT !!!!
win 2- annnnddd get fucked out of the streak by a goddam level 1 - EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR THE LAST 40 FUCKING SEASONS !!!!
3 more shitty fucking rewards - not even getting cards really fucking sucks
day 8 - earth
win 1 - annnndddd fucking lose 1 with llama and kron vs level 1's - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE
i cant even fucking win the unstoppable llama/kron combo - what a fucking joke
win 2 - annnnddd get fucked out of the streak by shitty lower level cards - AGAIN - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
pulled off a lucky streak
a few more sit useless rewards
day 9 - fire
oh look, another day of win 1 - lose 2 , FUCK FUCK FUKITY FUCK FUCK
annndd there's 3 in row fucking pissed away to level 1's
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - there's 4 in row i got fucked ouf so far - unbelievable fucking bullshit
win 1 - annnd turn right around and lose 2 in row to fucking level 1's - ALL DAY - EVERY DUCKING DAY !!!!
1 shitty card for that round
day 10 - earth
2 days left and i still havent even broke into silver league - LOL
pulled a couple more shitty cards in rewards
day 11 - fire
win 2 - annnndddd get fucked out of the streak - every fucking time
took 11 days to make it to silver - annndddd immediately get my ass kicked down to bronze
finally pulled offa decent run - almost blasted right through silver 3
pulled off another run into silver 2
got a nice run for 16 all the way through silver 2 into silver 1
DAMMMIT - 2 shy of breaking my win streak record
23 more totally shit useless rewards - AGAIN
day 12 - stealth
if i play my cards right (i made a punny) i can make it to gold 3
got lucky with a little streak - almost to gold 3
tried a few more but it was all higher level cards and fucking yodins - worthless fucking dogshit finish
season rewards, meh 1 epic and a cuple rares - nothin to sing and dance about
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)
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