hey @kus-knee, I have your solution in three funny steps.
STEP 1: Sign Up The Queen Ant For Facebook
First you will need to find the queen ant. It should around the house somewhere. Maybe watching Netflix. Queen ants love to chill. When you approach it, make sure you refer to it as your highness and bow. Then give it a laptop. This is a little expensive but it is an ant, it won't have its own laptop. It will take a bit of time to show it how to use it. You will need to learn each other's languages first. And you will also need to get little weighted shoes the ant can wear so it can press down keys. With time, the queen ant will master it.
Step 2: Help The Ant Build A Page
This is the most time consuming step. You will need to get the ant invested. I mean really invested. Like the ant needs to wake up in the middle of the night to check its feed and how many likes it got. This will require work on your part. You will have to share and like all their stuff. You will have to like ALL of their vacation photos (which will just be photos of your backyard). You will even need to write lol on things that are really not that funny. Eventually the ant will start to put effort in their posts and work hard to create quality content. Then you finish it with step 3...
Find step three here: https://steemit.com/funny/@whatageek/how-to-get-rid-of-an-ant-infection-in-3-steps-funny
Hey @whatageek what a great imagination you have. I like your thinking! I think that you have chance to be a star here on steemit. Up voted your other post and followed!
Thanks @kus-knee for the kind words. I'm just happy if this site can start to be a good source of income. Thank you for running this contest. I'm following you as well