Cheers dude no worries at all! The dude Clint Ober, who came up with the grounding protocol from what I can gather, did the same. He actually took a wire, rolled it out his window and jammed the thing a foot into the ground then put it onto his bed in a way that he would lay on top of it and that's how he came up with the original concept.
Thermal imaging is the best way to see the benefits of grounding. Taking a heat map picture of the body to see where it's warmer than others meaning it's inflamed then grounding is the best way they've been able to show the benefits.
If you want to chat on discord or something man let me know! I don't have knowledge on all the things but we've done and learned so much over the last 5-10 years and had a lot of experience with things that work versus don't I'd be more than willing to chat!