So I was going for a run today, as I normally do because I am very athletic and beautiful, around the beautiful place big white house I call home now, and I got very sweaty AND ALL MY SUN TAN LOTION STARTED DRIPPING OFF!!!! I GOT SO EMBARRASSED THAT I FEEL LIKE FIRING ANOTHER PERSON HIGH UP IN THE GOVERNMENT! I need help finding another good tanning lotion because this CANNOT happen again.
Also to make money on this website you have to be helpful, so here is some amazing advice:
To be beautiful,
Apply very generous amounts of tanning oil and lotion, so much so that your face is orange. That is true beauty.
Anyways that is my two cents. I get very angry and act irrationally sometimes.
Best regards,
Donald J. Rump