UNIVERSITY OF HELL
P.O BOX 666, LAKE OF FIRE
ADMISSION IS CURRENTLY ON.
The admission form is free of charge.
Following are the available Faculties of Studies:
FACULTY OF IMMORALITY
Department of Fornication and Adultery
Department of Masturbation
Department of Pornography
Department of Homosexuality
Department of Lesbianism and Gay
Department of Lusting.
FACULTY OF WORLDLINESS
Department of crazy Fashion
Department of Carnivals/Festivals
Department of Pride of Life
Department of Secular Music and Vulgar language.
FACULTY OF SOCIAL LIFESTYLE
Department of Occultism
Department of Idolatry
Department of Smoking
Department of Drunkenness
Department of Drug Addiction
Department of Hypocrisy
Department of Fraud/Malpractice.
FACULTY OF WICKEDNESS
Department of Hatred, Malice
Department of Anger, Wrath
Department of Murder
Department of Envy, Jealousy
Department of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
FACULTY OF COMMUNICATION
Department of Lies
Department of Slander
Department of Backbiting
Department of Gossiping
Department of Tale-bearing
Department of Dishonesty, Forgery & Faking.
FACULTY OF MARINE
Department of spiritual wickedness
Department of Powers and Principalities
Department of Witches and Witchcraft
Department of Marine-Spiritism
Department of Demonology
Department of Household Wickedness
Department of evil Oppression
Department of Obsession, Possession and Depression.
Requirements:
Refusal to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior
Worldliness.
SIGNED:
Devil Satan,
Vice Chancellor UNIVERSITY OF HELL.
Although, you might have been offered a provisional admission into the University of Hell, an opportunity for a change of institution to life everlasting, situated in Heaven has been made available by the Saviour of mankind, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
Requirements are as follow:
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior, believe He came to this world purposely because of you, died vicariously for your sake. Copied