That was a lot of work. Upvoted :)
I too was a bit perplexed by the 70 or so interpretations of the English Word. I live in South America and have witnessed similar debates about the 20 or so interpretations that exist in Spanish as well.
I have chosen to learn the letters in Hebrew and start there. I have plugged along with Hebrew for quite some time and am well into the second book of the Tenak - uninterpreted. The depth that has been added to my understanding of scripture is amazing. Understand that all Greek, Latin, Spanish, etc. bibles are not word for word. Reading the word for word "translation" carries genders and pronouns for speaker as well as listener in the original language. One cannot make sense of most scripture if reading a translation - if it's accurate.
Reading left to right, you will see what I mean below
Very interesting!