It all started on a bright sunny day, a young dude who loves dancing, went for a dancing competition at goverment college, that was when he met a pretty fair lady that also loves dancing.
At first he had the mindset of just doing the normal thing guys like doing=(chop and go). But funny enough the pretty fair girl also so a dude that she can just chop his money and go, but unfortunately for her he wasn't financially bouyant.
They went on a date and that was how the love story started...
Hmmm parents they won't tell you the bad part.. Can't say if they actually had sex before marriage, but with the kind of look of my dad he should be a sharp guy. 
Can't say how many times they fucked before they gave birth to this cute boy writing this post.. But I was brought into existence on the 9th of January 1997. And that was how my life started.. 
If am to thank God for a special thing, its gonna be the fact that my daddy dint use condom..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... 
R. S. V. P