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C pox is one to get over and done with, I hear it becomes worse with age.

Something like that, although it's better to scratch the backs of people you engage with and enjoy making fun of :)

it is a bitch nevertheless and I hope I will no be Scarstar from now on.

The people I make fun of are not the people I engage or want to scratch their bags but the people I make fun with way more therfore