Rap response to Jamie Dimon's Bitcoin comments

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Douche!

When the Dims in your crib man
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
When big Jim’s tryin to laugh at you
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
If this dick givin attitude
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot

I gone in heavy on Bitcoin
And I bought Ethereum
Fish and the PIVX team have got it goin on

I’m a nice dude with some big dreams
But now I’ll get rude, can we talk schemes?
A heartless banker, billion dollar worth
When others be selling out and going broke

This wanker, spittin words with no vision
Keep movin money that’s how you get your Fiats
I can educate you, this could be your chizay
Stop cheatin my man that’s not how you get a hizay
Killer in the B, I know killers in the streets
One call I make you feel the power of the pepes
So don’t try to run up on my ear talkin all that banking shit,
tryin to ask me shit, when the rules from Adam ain’t gone pass for shit
Think about it, take a second, matter of fact take more G
You bout to be da joke that dissed cryptocurrency.
When the Dims in your crib man
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
When big Jim’s tryin to laugh at you
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
If this dick givin attitude
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot

I gone in heavy on Bitcoin
And I bought Ethereum
Fish and the PIVX team have got it goin on

I’m a booger but you all knew that
The big boss man why’d you have to say that
You dissin Bitcoin cause you on the banks side
But only cause they pay high, banks robbin people blind

But there’s another way to play the game, you big boys play
We cut you out and now we in control hey
I’ll give you 2 checka 1 check 3
Think before you mess with this mad Aussie

You boys fake it and take it when I made it
But I specialise in killing fiat whales and the haters
So bring your friends but ya’ll run and hide
Fish just turned shark and now it’s feeding time
So you keep your Dizzles and change the 1’s and zeros
I got a wallet full of PIVX you can’t diddle
Come on Dimmizle, I’ll smack you in the Fizzle
Cause I got my PIVX and just schooled you like da wiggles
When the Dims in your crib man
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
When big Jim’s tryin to laugh at you
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot
If this dick givin attitude
Drop him like he’s hot drop him like he’s hot

I gone in heavy on Bitcoin
And I bought Ethereum
Fish and the PIVX team have got it goin on

He’s a rich man with a lot a
Drives the best cars most expensive clothes
He thinks his tough but ain’t no real boss
All those fiats got him brainwashed
You too busy reading all those Forbes magazines
But take a nap n you might have a CWIC dream
When you wearing rags and nobody wants your Fiats
I will help you out dude with a little PIVX
Boy I wear no shoes, but just take a look at you
Who you think you foolin dressed in a monkey suit
You’ve had your time dude, but we won’t miss you
Need I remind you what the bloody banks do?

Fiscal whip you, and hit you, until you
In debt and the banks makin residual
Money that didn’t even start exist till
The hackers from gov added 1 extra 0

I gone in heavy on Bitcoin
And I bought Ethereum
Fish and the PIVX team have got it goin on

Douche!