Bitcoin (BTC) : The BIG D is beginning!

in #bitcoin7 years ago

SUMMARY

Bitcoin (BTC) overnight price has initiated what looks like a Dong wave breakout (blue) arrow. This chart had been posted yesterday and day before and just about every day before that because I have someone who consistently upvotes my trash. Just because it's a dong triangle formation doesn't mean ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ full set of radio waves are required. This is why DONG radio wave breakouts occur. IF this is a decisive breakout, then volume should also start increasing (white arrow) or decreasing, who the fuck knows. Either way, the price will go up, or the price will go down.



Legal Disclaimer: This post is complete bullshit. Period.

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I gotta be honest here. The Dong Wave Oscillation is looking a bit on the limp side. I'd wait for more firmness giving rise to an upward trend. I think we are at the tip of a breakout.

The mushroom formation is looking quite strong on this one. Not sure if it will last longer than 5 minutes though.

That is always a possibility. However if there is a viagrish harami candle. We may see an upward trend that can last days.

I will no longer provide Steem/SBD analysis on Steemit, go to my scammy new platform when it releases.

How do i buy this platform ICO? I assume you'll take xvg since its a porn coin now right?

How nice of you to gather all the shills and scammers in one place. I'm sure everyone will love how it's not decentralized, and that they have to pay money to hear the same bs they could get for free on your steemit posts!

Jokes aside, the C waves shows that the triangle will rotate to form a curve which is adjacent to the propulsion of the green dildo that will push the volume of the lubricating oil to the C band which will cause a slight uptrend that'll make the price of Bitcoin to either go up with a long green dildo or shake down like a vibrator.

Wow!!! This should make my blockfolio happy 😁

When that curve hits the Gspot, be sure to let everyone know because that is when when we should see the price climax! 😜

Well you mentioned the fact that it is a Big D formation but How big is this D and when should we sell ?

We're talking porn star size D here...

Well I should definetely reconsider my position then thanks !

Yes, you need to assume a different position.

On what exchange can I find D?

Deez Nutz?

This is shite info...only applies to circumcised traders......please start being more inclusive , this looks more like an uncut uptrend to me.

thank you for the upvote @berniesanders and thank you to @fenghuang whoever you are. I'm really touched!

Anticipated profits for investors! Omg! I wish for better opportunity to join moon expectant team

But Berjin... does this mean the Price of BTC is going to Bang Expectations? It sure looks like it could...

hmmm... It is coming soon?

Looks good and hopefully better in the next days :) And yeah people dont upvote any trash, but High Quality Trash :)

LOL Must say Bernie you are expert in my opinion! I post similar charts yesterday. Suggested Haejin to invest in some new markets like Pornhub, Youporn etc because profits for him could finally be kaboooom! 😅

Before going to those markets

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After investing in those markets:

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I love BS like this - we need more posts like this!!
I prefer the "DD" chart myself!! ;-D

When the Dong reaches its climax on the charts, will you let us know with a SPLOOSH!!! update?

Woot!! -13 Keep on truckin'. You're awesome!

The graph shows a cuddled balls scenario where the cup is applied to the testicles while the shaft is being tugged for a extremely short profit explosion.

You can rest easier knowing those stones are jostled upon by the hand of resistance. Hence the warm fuzzy pube protocol. Useful in so many ways in the circle jerking techniques used by rapists and shills.

We are cumming and we are cumming in WAVES!

BITCONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCT!

Glad to see your reputation have moved up a bit. So visibility can come to your posts and comments.

it`s not yet time for big dildos maybe next year

Hahahaha .. i love the grafik ...

Du, sag mal Bernd, was ist mit deinem Kollege @yesman1 passiert ?
Ich glaube ich werde ihn vemissen ;)

hahaha!!!How funny!!!
Really!!!
The Big D has 189 ratings and 78 reviews. Bigbooknut said: 3 StarsFor me, the Big D was a bit of a mixed bag.that's cool,,

Dam.... I am laughing so hard right now almost fell off my seat, thanks for this @haejinX .... I mean I mean @berniesanders

still laughing....... omg

Haha.. that robot man should see this. It's been 3 days since that TA lastly made any comments. All that he does is Nothing except 10 scheduled posts!

Gahahahahahaahahahahahahah. I love the arrow!

WOW!Great job bro.
Pleasse give me a up-vote.
Give me some chance for earning steem dollar.

With the curve I am seeing here, we should be expecting a serious bullish market for btc if it doesn't retrace.

I mean, you cant deny bitcoin tends to do dick moves, man.

Any news about the Bitchcoin (BITCH)?!?!

Am seeing a different thing on the graph. What's that..?

I'm Laughing and quaking like I'm having an orgasm right now 😂

I'm still optimistic for Tron to hit the $160 billion market cap like suggested in the previous faketa post. I mean it sounded so reasonable so I went and spent all my money, since it was obviously going to make me an overnight billionaire.
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KABOOM

The image in the white column shows "Maybe the price will go into the butt hole.
Unless you follow the damn TA advice, then you will enter the crocodile hole.

Ha ha ha
Some of them are now attacking me.

Will this be forked into BBC soon? I've heard that it might be bigger than the D you haver shown on your chart. BIG BIT COIN might be what fat bitches what.

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When dick is up, things are happening!!!

LOLZZ!!
Bitcoin (BTC) overnight price has initiated what looks like a Dong wave breakout arrow!!!!!

That's amazing!!!

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it seems that that penis wants to grow quickly... but just seems.

Of course, how did I not notice that myself?

I guess I better go buy some BTC so I can get on that big D when it shoots up

Priceless stuff as always Bernie!

lol that did make me laugh i was not expecting to see a dildo on the graph lmfao...

It's so sad that this is the highest quality content on the top of the feeds. :(

Wesley Snipes said, Always bet on black. is this the same for trading on dong? Because, once you've had black you can't go back.


CARDANO MARKET TODAY
MarketLast PriceLowHigh%Change
ADA/IDR3.6153.4343.675▲4,5%

Volume 24h: 3.952.864,9 ADA



BITCOIN MARKET TODAY

MarketLast PriceLowHigh%Change
BTC/IDR120.801.000117.881.000121.502.000▲2,3%

Volume 24h: 179,2 BTC


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only applies to circumcised traders......please start being more inclusive , this looks more like an uncut uptrend to me.

This is as good as haejin's TA. At least after seeing this, one laughs because the post is funny. Haejin's posts are tragically funny.

Man i hope you and a bunch of other people can match the number of posts he does and there should be one genuine analysis like this under every BS he posts.

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